Celebrating Sarcasm

It takes a lot of State money to keep Cameron “simple”

nisheedhi — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:31:02 +0000

The U.K. Prime Minister’s name is being spoken in the same breath as Gandhi’s by Indians who have been struck by his “simplicity” during his tour of the subcontinent.

Some commentators, presumably unaware of Mr Cameron’s expense claims for wisteria pruning and his large mortgage, have even suggested “extravagant and ostentatious” local politicians should “learn from” him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/7918271/Mahatma-Cameron-bowls-them-over-in-India.html

If you are a bored Brit, here are some shit jobs for you in Australia

nisheedhi — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:12:01 +0000

LONDON (AFP) – Shark tagger, beer taster, koala catcher or kangaroo poo harvester — just some of the jobs South Australia is offering in a bid to get bored Britons to take up posts Down Under.

Yahoo News

Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock

nisheedhi — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 16:35:54 +0000

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

Funny exam answers!

http://listverse.com/2007/09/07/33-funny-exam-answers/

Thinking high and living simple

nisheedhi — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:24:28 +0000

One-thirds in U.K. think Mount Everest is in Europe ;the rest probably think it is the Mount on which the Sermon was delivered.

He is a little hot man,looking not bad but has a good mind for his wife

nisheedhi — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:32:20 +0000

Some funny matrimonial ads from Kerala Matrimony:

IAM GOOD AND CHARM LOOKING AND GOOD HEALTH. IAM SICEARE AT MY WORK EXCEPT WORKING HOURS, JUST SITING IN HOUSE.

daily yearly morning i wakeup at six and i go to temple then sharp at nine iam goto my office iam take lunch at after noon one then i come back my home at eviening eight then igo sleep at ten

Now iam studying in editing studio.Iam interested in film field.Iam interestd in married of a nair lady but i dont know that. i have a father and mother andihave one sister.

Confident, Outspoken, truthful, loyal, broadminded, very-initiative, does a lot of mistakes but probably doesn’t repeat the same

am a little hot man i am work in xxx am looking not bad i have a good mind for my wife

i am working xxx att 1991 and muslim but i dond like it i wand marriage to christian lady and convert my cast

hai yanik nalla sobavam ulla oru partner venam yanik oru vife unde 2 nd venam thats all (I need a girl with good character. I have a wife but I need a second one. That’s all.)

me is a normale man with out to much cute.

I NEED ONE GOOD GIRL IN MY LIFE JUST THINK ABOUT IT GIRLS

I want mony,i adjest any type of girl.looking for a friendly life partner..

I was beliving. practices and god bless. I expect my partner to be understanding and should take care of me and my family.

I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD CARECTOR GIRL. IAM A SOFT CARECTOR

I AM LOOKING FOR GOOD MIND LADY FROM GOOD FAILY. I AM A NORMAL GUY SO HO EVER COMEING IN MY LIFE I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM

I AM GOOD CARING WITH MODARATE FAMILY VALUES IAM SEEKING AFAIR GIRL WITH THE SAME PROFILE.

soft likeing &loveing partener &lntersting& threeling marrege life etc…

I DONT LIKE TO ANGRY WITH SOMEONE.I AM NOT LIKE TO SPEAK MORE.I ALWAYS KEEP CALM

Hi I am xxx a well setled boy I am looking for a good girl by all means dheeny and beuty must insha allha I will care her like a queen.

Father and mother alive brother is working in dubai his wife and one small baby at home,Sister,husbund and their 2 children will be at home almost allways.

he is a good looking pvt workhe like music kadhakali classical dance kokking reding then he is one simple man midil class famili father and mother he working on out of kerala he setteld on Kerala

HE IS THE YOUNGEST AND FIFTH SON IN HIS FAMILY. SHOULD BE A PERMANENT RESIDENT IN THE S

Policemen in India keep laughing all the while but the thieves have the last laugh

nisheedhi — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:26:56 +0000

News: “Policemen in India’s north-western city of Jaipur laugh their lungs out to de-stress.

Indian police in the north-western city of Jaipur began their weekend with a de-stressing laughter session.

More then 1000 Rajasthan State policemen, who work long hours under stressful conditions, tried out a laughter training session to help them get over job-related anxiety and tensions.”

Scientific calculations on penguin poo

nisheedhi — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:36:40 +0000

“Ever wondered how far a penguin can fire waste from its behind? Wonder no more. Victor Breno Meyer-Rochow of International University, Bremen, and Jozsef Gal of Lorand Eotvos University, Hungary, used the basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin. Dr. Meyer-Rochow explained that the research began in 1993, when he led the first, and so far only, Jamaican expedition to the Antarctic. Later, while showing students pictures of faeces-lined penguin nests, he was asked how the elaborate displays were created. “They get up, move to the edge of the nest, turn around, bend over – and shoot,” he said. That’s when he got the idea to calculate the pressure produced by penguin poo. “

http://oddee.com/item_90683.aspx

They enjoyed the lesson

nisheedhi — Sun, 25 May 2008 16:33:19 +0000

Road workers who wolf-whistled at a woman got the surprise of their lives when she stripped calmly and went about her business .She might be trying to teach them a lesson for wolf-whistling at women .

The workers thoroughly enjoyed the lesson.

There is no preposition mistake here

nisheedhi — Sun, 25 May 2008 16:23:09 +0000

A gentleman says he has had sex with 1000 cars. Excuse me, is there a preposition mistake here? Sex in cars or with cars? It is not clear whether he has had sex with 1000 separate cars or with the same car 1000 times.

As the commies changed their political colours,their women’s underwear remained the same-the standard package of seven-one for each day of the week

nisheedhi — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:57:01 +0000

“In an exhibition that’s making some Poles do a double-take, the Museum of Industry in Opatowek has chronicled the evolution of women’s underwear from the knee-length knickers and tight corsets of the early 20th century to the skimpy thongs of today.

Female underwear evolved as women’s role in society changed.

In the 1980s, when Poland’s then-communist regime was staggering from one political and economic crisis to the next, so-called “tygodniowki,” which came in packages of seven – a pair for each day of the week – were the standard cotton undies for women.”

http://www.topix.net/news/weird/2008/02/in-poland-unmentionables-on-display