Listen to the following story from The Socialite, a blog . I said listen because it makes a perfect hearing , almost musical sound :

“Remember Mase? He had a couple of hits in the late 90’s? With Diddy, if I recall. Well, he got into a car crash because he was apparently trying to pick up a chick with a dick. There were trannie tricks running about and blood and chaos ensued. Which I’m sure is something insurance companies hear all the time.The incident supposedly happened on Spring Street in Atlanta around 12 am. According to the young woman who was involved in the car wreck, it happened when she was going north and pulled into the left turning lane while Mase was beside her in the right hand lane. She says she was about to make a left onto North Ave when Mase tried to turn in front of her truck in an attempt to circle the block to pick up a transvestite.The victim appeared on Atlanta’s Ryan Cameron Morning Show, to tell what happened with the rapper turned preacher turned rapper again and the transvestites.”The shims their running up to the car saying ‘girl, girl we seen what happened we seen everything’ it’s like five or six of them because they working so they run up to the car saying ‘girl are you ok he’s been circling around here girl like four times already tryin to pick one of these queens up’.”

I made it in the true cummings style :

he got into a car crash

because he was apparently

trying to pick up 

a chick with a dick 

there were trannie tricks

running about and

 blood and chaos ensued 

“The shims their running up

to the car saying ‘girl, girl

we seen what happened

we seen everything’

it’s like five or six of them

because they working

so they run up to the car

saying ‘girl are you ok

he’s been circling around here

girl like four times already

tryin to pick one of these queens up’.”

 

 

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