A page from the prison diary of Paris Hilton

“Day 5: Gandhi went to prison. So did Martin Luther King Jr. So did Robert Downey Jr. and Martha Stewart Jr. and I think Nelson Mandela Jr. Mandela was imprisoned for, like, 50 years or something for being black and also for driving an uninsured vehicle, if I’m reading Wikipedia correctly. Nicky often mentions me and Gandhi and how incredibly thin we both are and how she wonders if he used bronzer.”

I am sure Paris Hilton,following Gandhi’s example, will take to the goat’s milk and pea-nuts breakfast and spin cotton cloth from the spinning wheel .She will also probably write her autobiography   on the lines of My Experiments With Truth