Paris Hilton says she is locking up her “dumb” act and throwing away the key. Hilton revealed her new outlook in a weekend phone call to Barbara Walters from a county jail medical ward where she is serving out … via WJLA-TV Arlington

Ok, this has got to be weird news. Jail is a message from God? I was wondering who wrote all that drivel she spoke of to Barbara Walters, but I was hoping all that money buys smarter people than this. Or is she counting on the public to be stupid enough to buy this?”