The donkeys will happily wear their nappies or tissue
How you will persuade them to wear is  the central issue
Painful kicks from their behinds are just a side-issue

“Donkey owners in a Kenyan town are up in arms after officials ordered their animals to wear nappies.

The local council in Limuru said the measure was needed to keep the town’s streets clean, reports the BBC.

But adverse press coverage and outrage from the town’s residents has led the authority to put its plans on hold.
And water trader Simon Kamau, who uses donkeys to transport water to his clients, added: “The problem is that the donkey can give you a fatal kick. I was once kicked by a donkey and it broke my leg.