We have our udderly delightful reality show ,
You will really want more and more
Our Jersey cows footage is ,behold and lo,
A sheer visual treat when loud they moo.

“The makers of Big Udder, which features a live feed from a dairy farm in the West Country, claim their show could offer a “more intelligent” line-up than Big Brother.

The show, featuring 24-hour footage of 110 Jersey cows, will be presented by fictional hosts Davina McCow and Dermot O’Creamy, makers said. They hope http://www.bigudder.co.uk will attract thousands of reality fans each day. “