The groom was hairless and hid his mug under a wig
A bald pate was a nasty bug , not suited to a warm hug
When found bald , she gave him a whack, bold and big.

“A man was beaten by his fiance and in-laws in India after they found out he was bald and wearing a wig.Prabir Das, of Dispur in Assam, was also relieved of his belongings, reports the Daily Telegraph.He told police his fiance yanked off his hairpiece after dinner and began beating and abusing him for hiding his pate.”